Welcome to my evil lair

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

marvelobsessions:

Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

snailwitch:

tiqachu:

snailwitch:

halloween begins tomorrow

the skeleton war will be entering its final stages

are you ready?

I’M READY TO STRIKE DOWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ROTTEN SKELETON SYMPATHISERS.

do you see what the flesh teaches??? violence and cruelty….there will be no such hatred in the Reign of the Skeletons

actualpuppydelphine:

irrationalwitch:

bringmethehardon:

irrationalwitch:

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

you have no idea how angry this makes me

siriusly angry?

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage